theclearlydope:

Sweet baby Jesus being born on a cat explains the whole Internet.

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Afternoon Internet: It’s a must for tailgating. 

theclearlydope:

Always some asshole trying to cash a million dollar bill on the day I’m low on ones and fives.

There is always the idiot who thinks that the ppl at Walmart are stupid enough to take a 1 million dollar bill :/

theclearlydope:

Imagine this leads to an awkward hand job.

theclearlydope:

The meatball subs at Sleasey taste weird. Smell like feet.

theclearlydope:

You called me on my yellow phone … this must be some serious shit.

derplodge:

(via peopleofwalmart)

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning Internet: Watch the Throne … because when it turns blue it’s cold activated.

theclearlydope:

Care for a hot tub lover? 

theclearlydope:

She should ask for a lifetime of free pizzas but I would hate knowing that pizzas for the rest of my life would suck.