Sweet baby Jesus being born on a cat explains the whole Internet.
Hello Good Afternoon Internet: It’s a must for tailgating.
Always some asshole trying to cash a million dollar bill on the day I’m low on ones and fives.
There is always the idiot who thinks that the ppl at Walmart are stupid enough to take a 1 million dollar bill :/
Imagine this leads to an awkward hand job.
The meatball subs at Sleasey taste weird. Smell like feet.
You called me on my yellow phone … this must be some serious shit.
Hello Good Morning Internet: Watch the Throne … because when it turns blue it’s cold activated.
Care for a hot tub lover?
She should ask for a lifetime of free pizzas but I would hate knowing that pizzas for the rest of my life would suck.